Crumbl's bold, rotating menu stirs plenty of chatter about portion sizes, but it is hard to deny the pure, over-the-top ideas baked into every crumb. Stretching across more than 1,000 locations, the chain has somehow transformed the humble cookie into a full-blown cultural movement.

#15 Kendall Jenner's Cookie Dough Cupcake Cookie – 1,000 Calories

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This limited-edition treat started with a brown sugar cookie crammed full of semi-sweet chocolate chips, then piled on thick cookie dough buttercream. It packs 1,000 calories and 93 grams of sugar into one unapologetic dessert.

#14 Strawberry Butter Cake – 1,030 Calories

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Tipping the scales at 1,030 calories, the Strawberry Butter Cake swaps the usual crisp and crumble for a thick, buttery base infused with strawberry flavor. While a few batches leave the frosting looking unpredictable, the flavor delivers what fans come for: bold, sweet, and just fancy enough to feel like an upgrade.

#13 Biscoff® Tres Leches Cake – 1,060 Calories

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Stacking up 1,060 calories, Biscoff® Tres Leches Cake started with a tender spiced cake drenched in tres leches sauce, then piled on fresh whipped cream and crushed Lotus Biscoff® cookies. It delivers a layered bite that mixes creamy, spiced, and buttery flavors without losing the soft, melt-in-your-mouth texture that defines a true tres leches experience.

#12 Chocolate Mint Cake ft. Andes® – 1,060 Calories

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There is rich, and then there is Crumbl's Chocolate Mint Cake ft. Andes®, stacked high with 1,060 calories. The sharpness of the mint frosting cuts perfectly through the dense chocolate to give a clean, refreshing finish. There’s also smooth ganache, soft cake, and a pop of candy pieces.

#11 Brookie Pie – 1,070 Calories

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Brookie Pie is what happens when a cookie and a brownie stop competing and start collaborating. Packing a hefty 1,070 calories, the cookie's chewy texture pairs beautifully with the dense, fudgy brownie, while the mousse brings in a refreshing lift to balance the richness.

#10 Afterlife Cake – 1,080 Calories

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Afterlife Cake lives up to its name by delivering a dessert experience that feels almost otherworldly. Piling up 1,080 calories, this dessert features two thick layers of dark chocolate cake. The dense, moist texture works perfectly with the creamy frosting, and a final scatter of colorful sprinkles provides a playful twist to all that deep, intense chocolate

#9 Chocolate Peanut Butter Pie – 1,100 Calories

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Chocolate and peanut butter rarely miss, and Crumbl's Chocolate Peanut Butter Pie cranks that classic duo up. At 1,100 calories per serving, this dessert builds its foundation with a cookie and cream pie crust. The mix of candy pieces and cookie crumbs adds texture without stealing the spotlight from the peanut butter center.

#8 Brownie Sundae – 1,130 Calories

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Brownie lovers found their dream match with Crumbl's Brownie Sundae cookie. This creation features a rich, gooey brownie base with perfectly crisp edges, topped with a thick cloud of vanilla mousse. The warm fudge gives each bite an extra layer of richness, while the sprinkles and cherry add a playful, colorful touch.

#7 Cookies & Cream Brownie – 1,200 Calories

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Crumbl's Cookies & Cream Brownie stands out with a substantial 1,200 calories. It stacked creamy, crunchy, and fudgy textures into one seriously satisfying experience. The combination of cookie pieces and chocolate chunks makes every forkful different.

#6 Jimmy Fallon's "Holiday Seasoning" Candy Cane Brownie – 1,210 Calories

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Holiday desserts are meant to be over-the-top, and Crumbl's collaboration with Jimmy Fallon did not disappoint. Released for one week only in December 2024, it quickly became a conversation starter. It featured a rich chocolate brownie base covered in peppermint white drop buttercream, drizzled with semi-sweet ganache, and finished with a scatter of crunchy candy cane pieces.

#5 Double Fudge Brownie – 1,250 Calories

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At a massive 1,250 calories, Crumbl's Double Fudge Brownie is stacked with rich, fudgy layers with real brownie bites, all crowned by a smooth pour of creamy chocolate ganache. Though some noted the chocolate intensity could be overwhelming, many agreed it was best approached with a fork—or a few friends.

#4 Cookies & Cream Tres Leches Cake – 1,720 Calories

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Calling this a cake feels almost too simple. Crumbl's Cookies & Cream Tres Leches Cake stacked flavors like it was trying to win a competition. With 1,720 calories, a rich dark chocolate base soaked in tres leches sauce set the stage. Some traditionalists might not call it a true tres leches, though.

#3 Olivia Rodrigo Cookie – 2,460 Calories

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Crumbl's Olivia Rodrigo cookie brings plenty of flavor without becoming excessive. It’s built on a confetti sugar cookie base and layers thick vanilla frosting with a bright berry glaze. Weighing in at 2,460 calories, it even tops a McDonald's Big Mac in heft.

#2 Triple Berry Cobbler – 2620 Calories

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Crumbl's Triple Berry Cobbler cookie took the idea of a classic cobbler and crowned it all with vanilla bean whipped topping and a cinnamon streusel crunch. The contrast between bright fruit and creamy topping gave this cookie a punchy upgrade that quickly earned a loyal following.

#1 Caramel Toffee Butter Cake – 2,990 Calories

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Crumbl's Caramel Toffee Butter Cake clocks in at 2,990 calories and is ready to impress. Its mix of gooey, brittle, silky, and dense textures keeps each bite interesting. It’s made a lasting impression, even for those with strong opinions on sweetness.