Think you know the law? You might be surprised. Things that seem like guaranteed tickets to trouble are actually totally legal in most of the U.S. Here are a few things you can do without breaking the law (at least in most states).
Taking Home Roadkill
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Roadkill is not really off-limits. At least, not in states like Montana, West Virginia, and Oregon. Some places even issue permits for collecting fresh deer or elk. Wildlife agencies argue it reduces waste, and some people genuinely enjoy a “free-range” meal. Just make sure it’s fresh—no one wants mystery meat.
Walking Around Naked (In Some States)
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Public nudity is not illegal in all states. In Oregon and Vermont, being nude isn’t a crime unless it’s meant to offend. San Francisco used to allow it almost everywhere until 2012. So yes, technically, you could stroll around in the buff—as long as you keep it, well, casual.
Secretly Recording Conversations
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In 38 states, you can legally record a conversation as long as you are a part of it. No need for the other person’s consent. However, in states like California, Florida, and Illinois, both parties must agree. Always check your state laws before pressing “record” during a heated argument.
Buying a Tank
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If you have the money (and a big enough driveway), you can legally buy a military tank. Decommissioned tanks are sold as collectibles, though in some states, the gun must be disabled. Believe it or not, some people even register them for road use. Just don’t expect great gas mileage.
Driving Barefoot
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That old myth about barefoot driving being illegal is entirely false. No state bans it, though police might cite you for reckless driving if it causes an issue. While some say it’s less safe, others argue they feel more in control without clunky shoes.
Jaywalking
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You’ve probably been told jaywalking is illegal everywhere, but that’s not always true. Some states (like Montana and Nebraska) don’t strictly enforce it. Pedestrians can cross as they see fit. In many cities, enforcement depends more on traffic conditions than actual law.
Owning a Bazooka
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You can’t legally fire one, but a deactivated bazooka can be in one’s possession without being illegal. And since federal law only bans functional explosive weapons, collectors buy demilitarized rocket launchers all the time. Just don’t walk around with it, or the police might not appreciate your unique taste in home décor.
Flashing Your Headlights to Warn Other Drivers
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If you see a speed trap ahead and flash your headlights to warn others, you’re not necessarily breaking the law. Courts in states like Florida and Missouri have ruled it’s a form of free speech. Some officers still try to ticket drivers for it, but many cases get thrown out.
Riding in the Back of a Pickup Truck
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Many states allow passengers to ride in an open truck bed, though some set age restrictions for safety. Texas, for example, permits it as long as the passenger is over 18. While it may sound fun, one sharp turn or sudden stop could turn an open-air ride into a disaster.
Collecting Rainwater
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Some states, like Colorado, used to restrict rainwater collection due to water rights laws, but most have eased up. While some areas regulate collection (mainly to ensure clean storage), the average homeowner can legally catch and use rainwater.
Refusing to Show ID to Police (Unless Required by Law)
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Contrary to popular belief, you don’t always have to show your ID to the police. In states without "stop and identify" laws, officers can’t demand ID unless they have reasonable suspicion of a crime. If you’re in a car, that’s a different story. Drivers must provide a license when asked.
Using a Fake Name Online (If It’s Not for Fraud)
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Many assume fake names online are illegal, but it’s usually only a problem if used for fraud or deception. Using an alias for privacy on social media is perfectly fine. However, impersonating someone else or misleading people for financial gain can lead to serious legal trouble.
Owning a Fully Operational Cannon
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Believe it or not, you can legally own a working cannon in the U.S. No federal law bans them, and some states even allow firing them under certain conditions. Civil War enthusiasts and history enthusiasts collect them for reenactments. However, setting one off in your backyard may alarm the neighbors.
Hitchhiking
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Many people assume sticking out a thumb on the highway is illegal everywhere, but some states allow it, as long as you’re not standing in the roadway. California, New York, and Nevada ban it outright, but states like Oregon and Colorado allow hitchhiking on the shoulder. Just choose your ride wisely.
Sleeping in Your Car (Unless Banned Locally)
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While some cities have local ordinances against sleeping in a vehicle, there’s no federal law stopping you from catching some Zs in your car. Many states allow it, especially in rest areas and truck stops. Just be careful with the parking.
